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Hello, hello! Please don't be afraid to look around. I have plenty of 'wares'. HAHAHA no nevermind I don't say stuff like that. It's not as if you pay for this stuff. Behold all you want! The evils have been releaseed and I am fully embracing Javascript. Weep.
Also holy cow! 11k visits! Sorry I can't celebrate but thank you so much!

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